After dinner speeches!

So around 8pm our warden called us all outside with the sand flies for our evenings entertainment - obviously the guy fancied himself as a bit of a Tommy Cooper so we sat though 1 1/2 hours of "entertaining" stories with a smattering of interesting facts while we were bitten to death. Maybe we were just tired but after a while the stories were so bad we ended up in hysterics at the whole thing :-O